I believe in Pox News
This is conspiracy-grade cognitive dissonance.
Connect the dots. Do your own research. And, whatever you do, protect the profits of the ultra-wealthy.
Pay homage to the glorious, cable-news-fuelled fever dream of modern media with the I Believe in POX Tee. Featuring a detailed parody of a certain 24-hour news logo – complete with a defiant middle finger and the realistic warning label Hope Not Included – this design maps the cognitive pipeline of the modern conspiracist.
It tracks the journey from the fantastical (chemtrails and satanic deep states) to the incredibly mundane, real-world punchline: passionately defending tax breaks for multibillionaires.
It is the highly conversational uniform for media-literate realists, class-conscious critics and anyone who understands that the culture war is just a shiny distraction from the tax code.
Product Details:
- Premium Fabric: 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001)
- Fit: Retail fit / Unisex sizing (fits true to size)
- Details: Lightweight, breathable fabric with a high-durability crisp typography print
- Fulfillment: Proudly printed and shipped locally from our UK, EU and US hubs to minimise shipping times and carbon footprints.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Pox Studios
- Email: contact@support.poxstudios.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
I believe in Pox News Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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27
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16 1/2
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S
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28
|
18
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M
|
29
|
20
|
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L
|
30
|
22
|
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XL
|
31
|
24
|
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2XL
|
32
|
26
|
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3XL
|
33
|
28
|
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4XL
|
34
|
30
|
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5XL
|
35
|
32
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