Shareholder value
Sure, the biosphere collapsed. But let’s talk about Q4.
The oceans are boiling, the topsoil is gone and the climate is punishing us. But don't lose sight of what truly matters: the quarterly returns.
Pay homage to the ultimate triumph of late-stage corporate logic with the Shareholder Value Tee. Featuring a delightfully cheerful, retro-style skeleton posing comfortably amidst the existential ruins, this piece delivers a beautifully dark, bone-dry critique of infinite economic growth on a finite planet.
It is the perfect uniform for exhausted climate realists, corporate refuseniks and anyone who understands that 'extinction' is just a minor, un-leveraged externality on the road to economic greatness.
Uncompromisingly bold and designed for those who prefer to meet the apocalypse with a flawless sense of visual irony.
Product Details:
- Premium Fabric: 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001)
- Fit: Retail fit / Unisex sizing (fits true to size)
- Details: Lightweight, breathable fabric with a high-durability crisp typography print
- Fulfillment: Proudly printed and shipped locally from our UK, EU and US hubs to minimise shipping times and carbon footprints.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Pox Studios
- Email: contact@support.poxstudios.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Shareholder value Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
